K.T.

Introducing K.T., the dog with the 30 pound tail. This tail can put dents down a car and he really loves to smack people around with it. K.T. is the perfect height to nose-butt you right in the jewels and laugh about it. On the left side of the picture are a couple of his toys. He's pretty good at catching a toy on the fly and is willing to suffer through a bloody mouth to do so. Those softballs aren't so soft.

K.T. got his name from a 70's model Kawasaki trials bike that dad rides. In the recent weeks, K.T. has inherited a new name. In your best baby talk voice he likes "K.T. cocksucker". It doesn't sound very nice but he loves it.

But anyway, if you ever get to meet K.T., wear a cup and be prepared to throw your arm out playing toss.