Phoenix Golf - 4/25/07

The Phoenix golf crew was one man stronger this week as TW (aliases used to protect the innocent) joined us for our weekly walk. As you can clearly see TW is the most honest of all the participants. We also f#$%ing teamed up with Jerry, who f#$%ing looked like Otto, the damn bus driver from the mother f#$%ing Simpsons. Motherf#$%er had a bad f#$%ing cussing problem and sh*%.

Day At The Park

Captain and myself decided to enjoy the great weather by getting outside and doing what we love : drinking beer. But while we were doing that we squeezed in a little golf. Most of the time it's sort of fun to get out as a single or a twosome, and get paired up with whoever from wherever. Since last Saturday, I've played 81 holes of golf and met a bunch of different people. You can learn a lot from people you get paired up with. One - everyone I've ever played with actually plays about the same, a few good shots and a few really bad but for the most part everyone plays somewhere between bogey and double bogey golf. Something else I sort of knew but now it's kind of comical, you can spend a boat load of money on clubs and fancy clothes and still suck. I can't say that I wouldn't like to own a nice set of clubs, but my blue light specials seem to be treating me just fine.

Phoenix Golf - 4/04/07

A little chillier out this week but we fought through the sunny 50 degree temps (which was actually pretty nice) to post these great scores. Big A has perfected "topping the ball" as I think 2 of his drives made it off the ground. The rest of the crew seems to have abandoned us which leaves room on the team to get paired up with 18 year olds with "shorts" on that hang down to their ankles and hats on sideways. That hasn't happened yet but there has been some opportunities. Anyway, next week I'm taking off to get my wisdom teeth yanked out of my head. I hope anyone reading this leaves me their horror stories of how bad that procedure went for their self. Plenty of applesauce and Jello for me next week.

Congrats to West Virginia

Congratulations to the West VirginIa men's basketball team on winning the 2007 N.I.T. championship. The championship t-shirts made for an interesting story as the manufacturer misspelled our 35th state. With the missing 'I' the t-shirt reads "West Vagina". Comedian Tim Wilson brought up a good point when he said it could have been worse if they also left the "S" out of WEsT.